What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 07:40

Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
I always feel very tired after I do some exercises, even after a night's sleep. What's the problem?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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A View to a Kill
Dr No
-J W Pepper